Scott is wearing a funny hat today
We’re celebrating Women’s Day
Apparently I was supposed to wear white
So I forgot! It slipped my mind alright?
I also forgot the twenty bucks entrance fee
And I’m wearing all black which looks like some bourgeoisie
Attempt to defy authority
Which it is not!
Christina and I did a quick cash run
Across the road in the bright bright sun
The ATMs have gone on the blink
Run out of money or run out of ink
So I stood in a queue and filled out a form
And waited around which is kinda the norm
In that type of place.
It turns out the drilling in my parking bay
Is transforming it for women’s day
Which is cool but then again not
If it fucks up my parking spot
After all as I have been heard to say
Someone died to give me that parking bay
Women’s Day. Ja, whatever.
I’ve escaped to hang out with the guys and drink beer.
Got a goody bag though filed with free stuff
Fabric softener, tampons and some other fluff
Oh and the best of all a Viagra pen
So you can write with it again and again and again
It was sweet of the gals to arrange this deal
Not all that sure about the woman abuse spiel
A bit depressive for an upbeat day
Basically why I chose to run away