Sometimes words pop out my mouth and bypass any filtration system entirely.
Then they hang there in the air like a physical thing while their full meaning sinks in.
And there is nothing you or I can do to unsay them.
What I meant to say was, “You’re walking very upright like you have a ruler down your back.”
Not what I said at all.
So, I had to go into the ladies, close the door and muffle my laughter.
You should have seen the look on his face.