Four left feet

“I want to stand with you on a mountain…” My immediate reaction to the sound was this: “Who the hell has that annoying song as a ringtone?” Turned out that it was me. My husband, in a pique of romance changed my ringtone to our wedding song. It wasn’t our choice. It went down like […]

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We’re going on holiday – eventually

via GIPHY When it comes to going on holiday I like to get there faster I want to leave at 3 am 5, if there’s a disaster My family doesn’t give a hoot They’ll sleep in until 10 As long as they get there They don’t really care about when I need to pack the […]

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Embracing the woo

The last I time I had a medium do a reading for me, she told me that my great-granny said that I made her tomato sandwiches wrong. It’s probably the most accurate reading I’ll ever receive.

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The flat earth and unicorns

I thought the flat earth was an internet meme. One of those stupid conspiracy things. No-one really believes that the earth is flat. Do they? And then I was proved wrong. A teary daughter arrived home from school devastated after a blazing row with a friend in the school yard. The argument: Dinosaurs aren’t real. […]

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The poltergeist

I have a poltergeist in my home. He seems quite benign most of the time, only throwing things around when deprived of sustenance. Nevertheless, it is somewhat disturbing,

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Jack and Jill went up the hill…

  Jack and Jill went up the hill… Except that his name wasn’t Jack, it was James. And her name wasn’t Jill either. And the pail was a cup of coffee. Okay, aside from the tumbling down the hill, our stories don’t have much more in common. Perhaps, ‘Pride comes before a fall’, would be […]

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Housewife Haikus

I’ve never written haikus before, but here goes nothing.

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