This is now I now plan to start answering my phone.
An item I loathe with a passionate intensity.
In my previous life I don’t wish to have been Cleopatra or Joan of Arc.
I rather like snakes and I’d make a terrible martyr.
I’d happily settle for Dorothy Parker.
When I need a particularly cutting insult, I turn to her.
I adore her dry wit and aspire to have a tongue half as sharp as hers.
These are some of my favorite Parkerisms.