Pen for hire

I am hardly ever at a loss for words. Usually only when a teenager cleans up without being asked. It happens. Rarely, but it does. Most of the time, I am quite erudite. However, now that I must resort to shameless self-promotion, I find it a little challenging. I’ve sold all sorts of things for […]

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A copywriter’s lament

I’m stuck in a mire of stupid rhymes Keen to avoid insane deadlines I want to work above the line Put my feet on the desk and pass the time Go out for lunch on the company card Wear a beret that is tres avant garde Yet here I sit, sit , sit, sit Today […]

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