Ads24

After 3 years of working with the Ads24 team, I am astounded at how much we achieved together and how much extraordinary fun we had along the way. This is just a taste of what we did.

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The no good very bad day

Everyone gets anxious, sure. But most people aren’t afraid to leave home in case there’s a zombie uprising. Most of the time I can be funny about it. I can find the humour in being terrified in the frozen food section. Who knows what damage a fish finger could do? But, some days, like today, […]

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Smash and grab

I was a woman with a plan. If some asshole was going to hijack me or smash my car window I was going to go medieval on his ass. I was going to be a hardcore Ninja assassin. I was going to scream and shout and let it all out. I was going to stab […]

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Friday Fictioneers: Just now

“Could you hang up this picture ?” “Yes.” Sands whooshing through the hourglass. “I don’t want to nag, but you are going hang the picture, aren’t you?” “Yes.” Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. “Nevermind. I can do it.” “Uh huh.” Bang. Swearing. Smashing. More swearing. “What in the name of all that’s holy are you […]

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We follow and are followed

Another day of grey rain is tracking tears down the window. I suppose it is in its nature to bring about a strange strain of self reflection. To each a multitude of messiahs Our disciples cloaked in silk and rags Hungry for glimpses of some ignoble life Starving for the scraps of slander We follow […]

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Friday Fictioneers: Call a cab

Take a taxi they said. They go everywhere fast. They’re reliable. Everyone uses them. Everyone. Including their extended family, a gaggle of geese, a stable of horses and their mother in law. There’s always room for one more. Somehow. It defies known physics. I was the one more. The last sardine. A chicken pooped on […]

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Friday Fictioneers: Dog days

Every day. I can’t take it anymore. Today I will catch him in the act. I will get my revenge. I’ve had enough of this horrible hound doing a full day’s business on my lawn. He’s a poop ninja. I’m going to hide behind this bush and wait for the opportune moment to exact my […]

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Shrinking heads

Sitting in the waiting room at the shrink is a lot like I imagine it is at an STD clinic. You all know why you’re there, but don’t want to acknowledge it. Sadly, I think it’s probably more socially acceptable to have gonorrhea than depression. At least you’d have had some fun getting the clap. […]

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Shots fired

“There’s a little incident downstairs.” Incident: an instance of something happening; an event or occurrence. E.g. “several amusing incidents” There was nothing amusing about the ‘incident’. Also, it wasn’t an incident. It was a bloody (literally) armed robbery. Not the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime. When we set out to go to […]

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