I can’t take it anymore.
Today I will catch him in the act. I will get my revenge.
I’ve had enough of this horrible hound doing a full day’s business on my lawn.
He’s a poop ninja.
I’m going to hide behind this bush and wait for the opportune moment to exact my revenge.
He’s coming closer. He’s past the circle. I’ve got him.
Oh my god! It’s Headmaster Jenkins.
I can’t do it. I’ll just stay really quiet until he moves on.
No. Stop sniffing this shrubbery.
Don’t lift your leg.
No. Not on me.
I hate dogs.