Every day.
I can’t take it anymore.
Today I will catch him in the act. I will get my revenge.
I’ve had enough of this horrible hound doing a full day’s business on my lawn.
He’s a poop ninja.
I’m going to hide behind this bush and wait for the opportune moment to exact my revenge.
He’s coming closer. He’s past the circle. I’ve got him.
Oh my god! It’s Headmaster Jenkins.
I can’t do it. I’ll just stay really quiet until he moves on.
No. Stop sniffing this shrubbery.
Please no.
Don’t lift your leg.
No. Not on me.
…
I hate dogs.
Completely disgusting and totally hilarious 🙂
Thank you!
This is just hilarious! Not the best example to set for his pupils if they were to ever find out.
Here’s my tale!
Do as I say not as I do.
Lmao too funny. I loved the character’s voice.
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Ha, I love “poop ninja”! Even years on. we’re still intimidated by our old teachers. And their poopy dogs 🙂
I was busted by my high school history teacher having a cigarette. I was 30. I felt like I was 14. It was excruciating. And then she took one of me and we stood there together in the school grounds enjoying the strangeness of the moment.
Very inventive take on the prompt, made me chuckle.
Thank you