#writephoto: Vader and Valkyrie

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Darth? Vader?

YES.

Mind me asking, I hope you don’t, but WTF?

YODA. IS THAT YOU?

Anyone else who grammar butchers like me know do you?

WHY ARE YOU HERE.

Disturbance in the force, I felt.

Force laughing, I heard.

BUGGER. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU?

Rock, paper, scissors won I did.

I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

 

Smile for Instagram you must.

PLEASE NO.

Trending on Twitter you are too.

HASHTAG PISS OFF.

Make me you can’t.

Happened what did?

DON’T ASK.

Obi Wan on woman problems bet he did.

SERIOUSLY.

Hard Skywalker laughed he did.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

Out yourself get you must.

DON’T BE CUTE.

Oh, out yourself you can’t get?

MY HANDS ARE ENCASED IN STONE.

Ah, Norse God off you pissed then?

MAYBE.

Woman it was then? Obi Wan right is?

GO AWAY.

Oh, Valkyrie it was not?

I HATE YOU.

Advice you need?

NO.

Advice give I will.

PLEASE DON’T.

Stuck you are. Mate for ever Valkyrie do.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW.

The best luck with women you have not.

YOUR INSIGHTS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE.

Freedom you want? Apologise you must.

I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING.

Valentine’s Day it is.

SO?

Nothing you did?

NO.

May the force be with you.

DEEP SIGH.

None save you now they can.

Totally screwed you are.

IN THE NAME OF THE FORCE WOULD YOU PLEASE BE GONE.

Go soon I will.

Back with other Jedi come I will.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

 

 

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