The price of beauty

And this is why I love my job in advertising.
Sometimes.

That Retro Blog

It’s a well-known fact that females are supposed to be hairless, odorless and ever so ladylike.

Screw that.

There are times when we females don’t wanna do the continuous lady-scaping that is expected of us. It’s a damn pain in the ass, if you ask me.

If only we had some of the products of yesteryear still available to us, how much easier it would be….

Flat as a pancake? Ran out of tissues?

No worries, a pair of falsies, and you’ll be the talk of the town.

After collecting his data, Max Factor realized this woman was flawed beyond repair.

Then , he went golfing.

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty..I feel pretty, and witty and wise!”

Yes, you are, Ned. Just beautiful!

Why are they playing Tic Tac Toe on my face?

Poor Beatrice. All those long hours at the salon, and all for not.

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