Vegetarian evangelicals aside I owe a huge debt of gratitude to the vegetarians who came to my aid. I might have pissed you off, but without you I’d be suffering cold sweats and a panic attack necessitating a run to the doctor and a script for Xanax.
Even better you can’t tell that there’s a vegetable in it, so my picky child will be conned into eating it.
Alongside a heap of roti (I live in a Hindu area, burritos are hard to find), the hungry hordes of under 12s can tuck into wraps tomorrow.
Children are the hardest food critics without even an ounce of tact. If I pass this test I shall have earned The Lentil Award.
Total aside: Did you know the US has a whole council devoted to lentils?
The scary teacher who is the Jehovah’s Witness of vegetables and violently opposed to television (even the Discovery Channel), video games and computers (even Readers are Leaders and Mathletics) will be blown away!
And then I had to add this picture, because I found it hilarious.