Bonfire of the Vanities

Each month I wait with bated breath
For my Vanity Fair to arrive on my desk
And now it is gone
Please return it to me extremely post haste
Or you shall find yourself down the corridors chased
By a spitting mad vixen with bad PMS
Give it back now and we can avoid this distress

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