Bloody Hell!

They say things happen not in twos but in threes
Now this very fate has cut me off at the knees
At the risk of sounding totally paranoid
I’m beginning to get really annoyed
It appears someone has been at it again
Pilfering drawers with complete disdain
While I do not mourn the loss of Duran Duran
If we were in Saudi they would cut off your hand
However when it comes to my new Verve CD
I have to send out a truly heartfelt plea
Please please return it to me!
I understand the desire to listen to the Verve
But to nick from me takes a hell of a lot of nerve
As for Duran Duran
You can keep it, you obviously need it
You sad sad man

(or woman – so as not to be discriminatory)

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