Oh Jessica, Oh Jessica

Explain to me this bizarre male saga
Over an actress named Jessica Alba
I call her an actress in the loosest of terms
A definition the Academy confirms
She is brainless, talentless and totally inept
But, and here’s the crux, she has really really cute breasts
Which only serves to underline
The sad sad state of the average male mind

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